Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My liver just broke up with me...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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