Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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