I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
