Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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