You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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