Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
