I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
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I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad