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nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy

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(810): nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy http://tfl.nu/15i2

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(586): View more from Michigan

But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance

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Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer

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(586): But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance (1-586): Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer http://tfl.nu/kou5

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(801): View more from Utah

Yah man, that place is surreal

(731): View more from Tennessee

Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?

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(801): Yah man, that place is surreal (731): Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal? http://tfl.nu/sga3

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die

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(321): well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die http://tfl.nu/56i7

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone

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(248): I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone http://tfl.nu/ll67

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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?

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(+07): tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? http://tfl.nu/7v50

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(804): View more from Virginia

don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you

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couldn't find a condom?

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basically

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(804): don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you (1-804): couldn't find a condom? (804): basically http://tfl.nu/rfmp

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(571): View more from Virginia

I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.

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(571): I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet. http://tfl.nu/230n

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.

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(403): were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found. http://tfl.nu/pucp

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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.

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(978): girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good. http://tfl.nu/jyv0

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(425): View more from Washington

I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.

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(425): I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me. http://tfl.nu/51kh

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(419): View more from Ohio

Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.

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That would've been embarrassing.

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(419): Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night. (206): That would've been embarrassing. http://tfl.nu/nb0e

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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.

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(907): Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless. http://tfl.nu/ncqk

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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.

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(703): Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out. http://tfl.nu/hcks

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Didn't you used to babysit him?

(607): View more from New York

18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.

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(603): Didn't you used to babysit him? (607): 18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine. http://tfl.nu/bfck

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