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• (516): View more from New York

  I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.

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• (949): View more from California

  i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.

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• (619): View more from California

  If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong

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• (716): View more from New York

  Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  You've changed since you got that strap on

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• (707): View more from California

  Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.

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