I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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