i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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