just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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