Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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