that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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