I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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