Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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