Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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