he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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