How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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