There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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