Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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