In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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