Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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