Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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