Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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