I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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