I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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