Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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