I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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