ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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