If that was your dad, he is hot
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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