Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
soo... how was my night?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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