It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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