Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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