i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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