Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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