Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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