yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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