Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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