Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Randomize
