She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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