it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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