I don't usually arrange sex via text message
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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