just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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