i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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