dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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