Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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