the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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