there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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