I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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