I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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