before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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