I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Of course I have a pirate flag
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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