And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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