note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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