I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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