its not stalking. its research.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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